fasterfood:

half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that

amazinglarryisnotinthetardis:

latenight-fireworks:

u-n-p-e-r-f-e-c-t:

dulect:

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• Nicole Scherzinger
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Members of Maroon 5

• Adam Levine
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Members of Paramore

• Hayley Williams
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thorhead:

thorhead:

I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that

1. I can see them
2. I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
3. they are really bad singers and
4. I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position

gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING

Oh my god XD

(Source: starktrekenterprise)

(Source: stabbingsmiles)

amenpenis:

cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”

potato-tots:

missingeharmony:

potato-tots:

potato-tots:

what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?

a pastatute

how many people unfollowed you because of this

20

raiseyoulikeaphoenix:

if u date someone who is sad and expect them to instantly be happy cause u date them and get frustrated by how “boring” they are for always being unhappy then you need to take a trip down fuck off lane